Friday, 4 November 2016

Best WhatsApp Status Updates

In a faraway city four beautiful girls lived with their Mums and their Dad.The Girls Loved Happy New year, espacially the present they way given. One day the girls asked their father.
"Does Santa put magic powder taken from fairies over his reindeers so they can fly?"
And their Dad replied: "No. That's not true".
Their Mum reprimanded their father for the answer he gave the girls:
  1. Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
  2. Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
  3. If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
  4. I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
  5. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday.
  6. There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You.
  7. Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ...
  8. Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.
  9. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status : 
  10. Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.  

Best Whatsapp Status updates in here.You can any choose and sent for any cool buddy friends lovers.



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