"Does Santa put magic powder taken from fairies over his reindeers so they can fly?"
And their Dad replied: "No. That's not true".
Their Mum reprimanded their father for the answer he gave the girls:
- Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
- Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
- If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
- I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
- There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday.
- There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You.
- Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ...
- Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :
- Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
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