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Meri cozen Bachpan say he bohat Khobsurat thi. Us ka bari bari ankhein kkajal lgany ki waja say aor zaida  pur kashish lagti thi aor meri cozen ko to bachpan say bay panah mohabbat thi aor bachpan say wabista koi be yaad bhulai nahe ja sakti. YA to phir jeeti jagti mohabbat thi. Jis nay is ka rag rag main bay chaine [hela rakhe thi. Wo omar main meray say 2 saal choti thi.

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,

Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,

Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,

Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

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Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko

Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko

Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say

Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko

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Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle��

Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle��

Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai,

Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay.

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,

Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,

kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate,

kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate,

aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

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Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,

tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.

phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,

shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.

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Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya...

Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

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Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya,

Jab tumhe dosti mein azmaya to apna paya,

Tumhe kya name dun samjh mein nahi aaya,

Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya...

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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

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.

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chand to tum ho hi,

sitaray bhi saath hote!!

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Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni

Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi

Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal

Koi satata bhi nahi or koi manata bhi nahi

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"

"Dard-e-bhutto"

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

""Dard-e-Bhutto""

""Dard-e-Bhutto""

ha koi muqabla karne wala

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Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko ik lamha saber nahi,

Shayd k us ko ab meri kader nahi,

Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,

Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi..!

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Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat,

Woh shakhs k jis ko mera hona bhi nahi hai.

Ye Ishq-e-Mohabbat ki Riwayat bhi Ajeeb hai,

Pana bhi nahi hai Usey Or khoona bhi nahi hai

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Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

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Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.

Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.

Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.

Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

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Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,

kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,

har more per frishtay hon sath tere,

har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare...

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Meri girl friend ooz chat krti thi, Aik din us nay 1 new boy dekha .r wo us k sath baat kanra start go gai, Is trah wo 1 dosray k boht qareeb ho gay, 1 sall k baad Us larkay ny apni mohabbat ka izhaar kai, Lakin meray andar koi ase feeinga nahe thi, Wo larka larki ko rozana kehta k ap meri biwi bano gi. lakin larki ko acha nahe lgta tha,

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,

Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,

Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,

Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,

Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,

Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,

“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:

*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

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Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

Faraz..

.

Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai 🙂

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Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal Ata hai Warna

Warna Yasu Panju ma to hum Maaf Kia Nahi Kartay

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Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…

Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!

.

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Students ka sufiana kalam 🙂

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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

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Ek sal es ko bholny may lag hi jai ga

Phir ye bhi soch lo ke bahi pora sal hy

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Jab Kiya Hum Ne Sawal-E-Wafa To Wo Muskara K Bolay, 

Hum Ne Mohabat Kab Ki Thi Jo Tm Se Wafa Krty..

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Kabhi Itna Mat Muskurao K Nazar Lag Jaye,, 

Har Ek Ki Ankh Main Meri Tarha Muhabbat Nahi Hoti.

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1 gareeb ko rastey main 10 rupay paray milay...wo sochny lga is ka kia khareda jai. Sara din us nay ya sochny main barbaad kar dia k is 10 rupay ka kia karun... r phir us nay 10 rupay phenk dia...r kaha YA ALLAH aj mne ap ko subha say yaad nahe kia. r wo log ap ko kesy yaad krty hon gyjin k pas lakhon rupay hen. Allah ny sood sy roka hum nay Bank bna lia.Allah nay Zina say roka hum nay Club bna lia.

Bay niaazi hud sa guzri banda parwar kab talaq,

Hum kahain gay haal e dil or aap farmayain gay kiaa ..

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Nazar se nazar ko milao nazar ka aitbar karo,

Hum tum se sanam, tum hum se pyaar karo,

Tum jo rootho to kuch bhi karke manaayen tumko,

Hum jo pal bhar ko jayen to tum intizaar karo..

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Parr geya parda samaa’at per teri awaz ka,

Aik aahat kitne hangaamon per haavi ho gayi..

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Usne Poocha Ke Kya Pasand Hai Tumhe,

Main Bohot Der Tak Usey Dekhta Rahaa..

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Chhor duniya ke sab jhamelo’n ko,

Aa mere dil pe hukmaraani kar..

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Yeh jawani gulaab ho jaye,

Muyassar agar sharab ho jaye,

Isi madhosh halat mein farishto,

Aao phir aaj hisaab ho jaye..

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Saarey chehron mein neyaa lagta hai,

Woh mujhe sab se judaa lagta hai.

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Shararat LeY kr aankhon mein, wo uska dekhna tauba??

Main nazron peY Jami nazrein, jhukaana bhooL Jaata hoon…!!

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Mery Nazdeek Aa K Dekh Mery Ahsas Ki Shiddat,

Mera Dil Kitna Dharakta Hy Sirf Tery Naam K Sath…

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Jo meri Aankh ke Rastay meray DiL tak pohancha,

Wo Mahaajir to Hukumat pay utar aaya Hai…. 🙁

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Osi ke dar sy milty hy silsilay jaa-n ke

osi ke naam laga do malal jo bhi ho

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Khod ba khod nend se ankhon me kholi jati hai,

Mehki mehki hai shab e gham tere balon ki tarah.

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Unki Zulfain Agar Bikhar Jayein….

Ahtraaman Sehar Nahee Hoti…!!

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Abhi Masroof hon kafi, kabhi fursat me sochun ga

Ke tujh ko Yaad rakhne main, main kya kya bhol jata hun…..

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Mila k haath ek roz khud hi daaman chudhaa liya usne,

Wahi ladki jo kabhi aagosh me sone ki zid karti thi……

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Agar Ruk Jaye Meri Dharkan To Maut Na Samjhna

Kai Bar Aisa Hua Hai Tujhe Yaad Karte Karte..!!!!

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Khuda nay Adam ko takhleeq kai to Shetaan nay bagawat kar de......Agar Adam ki Takhleeq na hoti to Shetaan bagawat na karta. Khuda nay Hawa ko Adam ki Pasli say peeda kia aor in kay Dilon main. 1 dosry k lia Mohabbat peeda kar de. Agar Hawa ko peeda na kia jata to Mohabbat janam na leti. Adam aor Hawa nay Sheetan k bahkaway main aa kar Shajr mamnoaa khaya aor randai dargah ho kar zameen per utary gay....

Kal waqt mela tu zulfain tairi suljha donga

Aaj uljha hon zara waqt ko suljhane mai

.

Yun sulajh jati hain uljhi zulfain

Umar kat jati hai waqat ko suljhane mai

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Dil ki lagi kia hai zara muskura ke dekh

Aansu baha raha hai, kabhi dil jala ke dekh

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Parwana jal raha hai magar jal raha hai kion

Yai raaz jan-na hai tu khud ko jala ke dekh

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Na jane kion maire dil ko yai ehsaas hota hai

Tu mujh se door bhi ho tu pas hota hai

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Maire dil-e-nadan ne tujh ko itna chaha

Tumhare "SMS" se jeewan ka ehsaas hota hai

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Aankhon mai ansowon ko ubharne na dia

Matti ke motiyon ko bikharne na dia

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Jis rah pe pare the tere qadmo'n ke neshan

Us rah se kesi ko guzarne na dia

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Aap ki dosti ki ek nazar chahie

Dil hai be-ghar ek ghar chahie

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Bas yun hi sath chalte raho ae dost

Yai dosti hamain umar bhar chahie

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Rukta bhi nahi, teekh se chalta bhi nahi

Yai dil hai ke tere baad sanbhaltha bhi nai

.

Es umar ki sahra se teri yaad ka badal

Talta bhi nahi owr barasta bhi nahi

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Mere hatho'n se gir gayi lakerien kahi

Bhool aye'n hum apni taqdeerien kahi

.

Agar mele tum ko kahi tu utha lena

Mere hesse ki har khushi apni hatho'n pe saja lena.

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Kesi na kesi pe kesi ko aitbar ho jata hai

Ajnabi koi shakhs yar ho jata hai

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Khubiyo'n se nahi hoti muhabbat sada

Khamiyon se bhi aksar payar ho jata hai.

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Zindagi tujh se sang-e-ulfat si lagti hai

Ek pal ki judayi muddat si lati hai

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Pehle nahi ab sochte hain hum

Har lamha tumhari zarorat si lagti hai.

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Muskura do zara khuda ke waste

Shamma-e-mehfil mai roshni kam hai

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Tum hamare nahi tu kia gum hai

Hum tumhare tu hain yai kia kam hai?

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Asal baat yai hai kai zamanai main kuch aisai loog bi hai.Jo paisoon sai DIL kai sokoon ko baij daitain hain.Hairangi ki baat yai hai kai kuch loog izat ki had ko bi paar kar daitain hain.Yai aik asal baat hai kai"jab bi insaan rota hai aur had paar kar daita hai to wo hasnai lagta hai gham ki wajah sai.Aisai hi jab aik insaan zyada hasta hai to us kai ankoon sai ansoon nikalna start ho jatain hain"

.Pehly Dosti Phir Muhabbt Aur Phir Bilawaja Nafrat!!

Bari Tarteeb Se Aik Shakhs Ne Tabah Kia Mujhy!!

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Tum ISHQ Ki Koi Dussri Nishani Dy Do Mujh Ko…

Ye Aanssu To Roz Gir Ke Sookh Jaty Hain

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Suna Hai Tum Zidii Bohat Ho….!

Mujhe Apni Zidd Bana Lo Na….!

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Mohabbat Mein Jhukna Koi Ajeeb Baat Nahi.!

Chamakta Suraj Bhi Tu Dhal Jata Hai Chand K Liye…!

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Karny hain agr shikwy Mehboob se Wasi…!

Phir chorr de Muhabbat koi or kaam kar…!

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Qalam Se Likh Nahi Sakte Udaas Dil Kay Afsane……?

Hmare Sath Jo Hota Hai Bas Acha Nahi Hota……!

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Barson Se Talabgaar Hain Tumhare….!

Adhuri Mohabbat Mukamal Karne Aa Jao….!

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Mein Ikk Sitaare Ki Seerat Pe Mer Mita…..?

Warna Falak Se Chand Bhi Kerta Raha Ishaare Mujhe…..!

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Apne dil ka zakhm dil mein hi dabaye rakha…..!

Bayaan karte to mehfil ko rulaa dete…..!

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Hath Mai Hath Un Ka Youn Aaya,,,,

Zindagi Hath Lag Gayi Ho Jaisy…..

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Andeshaa-E- Judaai Bhi Tha, Yaqeen-e-Wafa Bhi,

Eik Khoaf Ne Jeeny Nhi Diya, Eik Umeed Ne Marne Nhi Diya…!

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Jany Do Itnay Shikway……..!!

Lagta Hai Muhabat Nahi Ehsan Karty Ho Tum………!!

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Wo Samandar Hai to Phir Rooh Ko Shadaab Karay..

Tishnagi Kiyon Mujhe Deta Hai Sarabon Ki Tarah.!!

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UsS HuSsan Zaaday Se Kaho Na Tum,

Is Khaak Zaadi Ko HumSafar Kar Ley….!!

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Kbhi to Toot Ke Mere Liye Bhi Mujh Se Milo,,,*

Yeh Kiya K Meri Ghazal Ko Sarahtay Rehna..!!

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Ek arsa lag gaya use ye malum karne mein ke ek lamhe mein jo chehra uski neend, sukoon haram kar gaya tha vo kiska tha. Us chehra dikash chehra ka naam kya tha, vo kaun thi, kaisi thi aur kahan rehti thi. Aur jab khabar hui toh phir shuru hua roz shaam ko isi waqt Babu Miyan ke yahan aakar chaai pine ka silsila. Vo roz shaam is waqt kahin se apni ek saheli ke saath vaapis aaya karti thi aur vo roz yahan uski raah mein uske deedar ko muntazir hota tha......

Batein reh jati hain kahani ban kar,

Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge,

Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankhon main pani ban ker..

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Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad

Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.

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Sun liya hum ne faisla tera

Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey

Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali

Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,

Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

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Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai,

Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai,

Aap kion udaas baithay ho,

ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai

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Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain

hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain

k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

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Thora socha hai humne ...

thora jaana hai humne...

Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne...

Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga...

isliye dost aapko mana hai humney

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Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga

Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga

Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga

Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin

Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga

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Dosti ghazal hey gungunanay k liye,

Dosti naghma hay sunanay k liye,

Yeh woh jazba hay jo sub ko milta nahin,

Kiyon k hosla chahiye dosti nibhanay k liye..

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Dekho Meri Aankhon Mai Khawaab Kis k Hai,

Dekho Mere Dil Mai Toofan Kis k Hai,

Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra,

To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hain..

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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi

Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi

Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile

Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Zarurat Nahi

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So Bachpan se mujhe pyaar ka boht shoq tha,, when I was in Dubai... Yahaan Tak k second

standard mein hi Mujhe ek Ladki Jis ka naam Fareeha tha bht achi lagti thi,, Us ki adaayein

Us ka naaz aur us Ka NaKhra Mujhe bht acha lagta tha... wo bht khoobsurat thi... Mein us ko

bht chahne laga tha lkn naadani mein.. us waqt shayad mujhe pyaar ka mafhoum hi maalum na

tha.. lkn mere pyaar ki ghanti tab baji jab Fareeha ne Second standard mein hi school chor

diya tha... aur mere dil ko koi khaas thes nahin pohunchi bcoz mujhe kuch khaas pyaar ka

matlab nahin pata tha...

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain

Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye

Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….

Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye

Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta.

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi 

Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi 

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain 

DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta.

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?

Wife remained silent for some time…

Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??

Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna

Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai

Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai.

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

Boy 2: Daata Darbar

Boy 1: Kion ??

Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.

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