New [UPDATES] Top 10 Funny Whatsapp Status 2017 | Whatsapp Status for Best Friend in Urdu |

Meri girl friend ooz chat krti thi, Aik din us nay 1 new boy dekha .r wo us k sath baat kanra start go gai, Is trah wo 1 dosray k boht qareeb ho gay, 1 sall k baad Us larkay ny apni mohabbat ka izhaar kai, Lakin meray andar koi ase feeinga nahe thi, Wo larka larki ko rozana kehta k ap meri biwi bano gi. lakin larki ko acha nahe lgta tha,

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,

Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,

Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,

Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,

Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,

Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,

“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:

*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

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Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

Faraz..

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Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai 🙂

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Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal Ata hai Warna

Warna Yasu Panju ma to hum Maaf Kia Nahi Kartay

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Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…

Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!

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Students ka sufiana kalam 🙂

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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

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Ek sal es ko bholny may lag hi jai ga

Phir ye bhi soch lo ke bahi pora sal hy

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Jab Kiya Hum Ne Sawal-E-Wafa To Wo Muskara K Bolay, 

Hum Ne Mohabat Kab Ki Thi Jo Tm Se Wafa Krty..

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Kabhi Itna Mat Muskurao K Nazar Lag Jaye,, 

Har Ek Ki Ankh Main Meri Tarha Muhabbat Nahi Hoti.

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