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So Bachpan se mujhe pyaar ka boht shoq tha,, when I was in Dubai... Yahaan Tak k second

standard mein hi Mujhe ek Ladki Jis ka naam Fareeha tha bht achi lagti thi,, Us ki adaayein

Us ka naaz aur us Ka NaKhra Mujhe bht acha lagta tha... wo bht khoobsurat thi... Mein us ko

bht chahne laga tha lkn naadani mein.. us waqt shayad mujhe pyaar ka mafhoum hi maalum na

tha.. lkn mere pyaar ki ghanti tab baji jab Fareeha ne Second standard mein hi school chor

diya tha... aur mere dil ko koi khaas thes nahin pohunchi bcoz mujhe kuch khaas pyaar ka

matlab nahin pata tha...

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain

Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye

Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….

Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye

Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta.

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi 

Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi 

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain 

DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta.

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?

Wife remained silent for some time…

Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??

Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna

Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai

Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai.

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

Boy 2: Daata Darbar

Boy 1: Kion ??

Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.

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