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Meri cozen Bachpan say he bohat Khobsurat thi. Us ka bari bari ankhein kkajal lgany ki waja say aor zaida  pur kashish lagti thi aor meri cozen ko to bachpan say bay panah mohabbat thi aor bachpan say wabista koi be yaad bhulai nahe ja sakti. YA to phir jeeti jagti mohabbat thi. Jis nay is ka rag rag main bay chaine [hela rakhe thi. Wo omar main meray say 2 saal choti thi.

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,

Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,

Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,

Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

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Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko

Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko

Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say

Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko

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Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle��

Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle��

Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai,

Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay.

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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,

Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,

kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate,

kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate,

aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

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Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,

tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.

phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,

shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.

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Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya...

Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

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Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya,

Jab tumhe dosti mein azmaya to apna paya,

Tumhe kya name dun samjh mein nahi aaya,

Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya...

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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

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.

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chand to tum ho hi,

sitaray bhi saath hote!!

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Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni

Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi

Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal

Koi satata bhi nahi or koi manata bhi nahi

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"

"Dard-e-bhutto"

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

""Dard-e-Bhutto""

""Dard-e-Bhutto""

ha koi muqabla karne wala

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Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko ik lamha saber nahi,

Shayd k us ko ab meri kader nahi,

Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,

Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi..!

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Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat,

Woh shakhs k jis ko mera hona bhi nahi hai.

Ye Ishq-e-Mohabbat ki Riwayat bhi Ajeeb hai,

Pana bhi nahi hai Usey Or khoona bhi nahi hai

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Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar

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Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.

Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.

Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.

Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

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Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,

kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,

har more per frishtay hon sath tere,

har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare...

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Meri girl friend ooz chat krti thi, Aik din us nay 1 new boy dekha .r wo us k sath baat kanra start go gai, Is trah wo 1 dosray k boht qareeb ho gay, 1 sall k baad Us larkay ny apni mohabbat ka izhaar kai, Lakin meray andar koi ase feeinga nahe thi, Wo larka larki ko rozana kehta k ap meri biwi bano gi. lakin larki ko acha nahe lgta tha,

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,

Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,

Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,

Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,

Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,

Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,

“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

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Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:

*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

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Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

Faraz..

.

Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai 🙂

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Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal Ata hai Warna

Warna Yasu Panju ma to hum Maaf Kia Nahi Kartay

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Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…

Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!

.

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Students ka sufiana kalam 🙂

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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

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Ek sal es ko bholny may lag hi jai ga

Phir ye bhi soch lo ke bahi pora sal hy

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Jab Kiya Hum Ne Sawal-E-Wafa To Wo Muskara K Bolay, 

Hum Ne Mohabat Kab Ki Thi Jo Tm Se Wafa Krty..

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Kabhi Itna Mat Muskurao K Nazar Lag Jaye,, 

Har Ek Ki Ankh Main Meri Tarha Muhabbat Nahi Hoti.

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1 gareeb ko rastey main 10 rupay paray milay...wo sochny lga is ka kia khareda jai. Sara din us nay ya sochny main barbaad kar dia k is 10 rupay ka kia karun... r phir us nay 10 rupay phenk dia...r kaha YA ALLAH aj mne ap ko subha say yaad nahe kia. r wo log ap ko kesy yaad krty hon gyjin k pas lakhon rupay hen. Allah ny sood sy roka hum nay Bank bna lia.Allah nay Zina say roka hum nay Club bna lia.

Bay niaazi hud sa guzri banda parwar kab talaq,

Hum kahain gay haal e dil or aap farmayain gay kiaa ..

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Nazar se nazar ko milao nazar ka aitbar karo,

Hum tum se sanam, tum hum se pyaar karo,

Tum jo rootho to kuch bhi karke manaayen tumko,

Hum jo pal bhar ko jayen to tum intizaar karo..

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Parr geya parda samaa’at per teri awaz ka,

Aik aahat kitne hangaamon per haavi ho gayi..

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Usne Poocha Ke Kya Pasand Hai Tumhe,

Main Bohot Der Tak Usey Dekhta Rahaa..

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Chhor duniya ke sab jhamelo’n ko,

Aa mere dil pe hukmaraani kar..

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Yeh jawani gulaab ho jaye,

Muyassar agar sharab ho jaye,

Isi madhosh halat mein farishto,

Aao phir aaj hisaab ho jaye..

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Saarey chehron mein neyaa lagta hai,

Woh mujhe sab se judaa lagta hai.

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Shararat LeY kr aankhon mein, wo uska dekhna tauba??

Main nazron peY Jami nazrein, jhukaana bhooL Jaata hoon…!!

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Mery Nazdeek Aa K Dekh Mery Ahsas Ki Shiddat,

Mera Dil Kitna Dharakta Hy Sirf Tery Naam K Sath…

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Jo meri Aankh ke Rastay meray DiL tak pohancha,

Wo Mahaajir to Hukumat pay utar aaya Hai…. 🙁

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Osi ke dar sy milty hy silsilay jaa-n ke

osi ke naam laga do malal jo bhi ho

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Khod ba khod nend se ankhon me kholi jati hai,

Mehki mehki hai shab e gham tere balon ki tarah.

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Unki Zulfain Agar Bikhar Jayein….

Ahtraaman Sehar Nahee Hoti…!!

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Abhi Masroof hon kafi, kabhi fursat me sochun ga

Ke tujh ko Yaad rakhne main, main kya kya bhol jata hun…..

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Mila k haath ek roz khud hi daaman chudhaa liya usne,

Wahi ladki jo kabhi aagosh me sone ki zid karti thi……

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Agar Ruk Jaye Meri Dharkan To Maut Na Samjhna

Kai Bar Aisa Hua Hai Tujhe Yaad Karte Karte..!!!!

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Khuda nay Adam ko takhleeq kai to Shetaan nay bagawat kar de......Agar Adam ki Takhleeq na hoti to Shetaan bagawat na karta. Khuda nay Hawa ko Adam ki Pasli say peeda kia aor in kay Dilon main. 1 dosry k lia Mohabbat peeda kar de. Agar Hawa ko peeda na kia jata to Mohabbat janam na leti. Adam aor Hawa nay Sheetan k bahkaway main aa kar Shajr mamnoaa khaya aor randai dargah ho kar zameen per utary gay....

Kal waqt mela tu zulfain tairi suljha donga

Aaj uljha hon zara waqt ko suljhane mai

.

Yun sulajh jati hain uljhi zulfain

Umar kat jati hai waqat ko suljhane mai

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Dil ki lagi kia hai zara muskura ke dekh

Aansu baha raha hai, kabhi dil jala ke dekh

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Parwana jal raha hai magar jal raha hai kion

Yai raaz jan-na hai tu khud ko jala ke dekh

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Na jane kion maire dil ko yai ehsaas hota hai

Tu mujh se door bhi ho tu pas hota hai

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Maire dil-e-nadan ne tujh ko itna chaha

Tumhare "SMS" se jeewan ka ehsaas hota hai

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Aankhon mai ansowon ko ubharne na dia

Matti ke motiyon ko bikharne na dia

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Jis rah pe pare the tere qadmo'n ke neshan

Us rah se kesi ko guzarne na dia

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Aap ki dosti ki ek nazar chahie

Dil hai be-ghar ek ghar chahie

.

Bas yun hi sath chalte raho ae dost

Yai dosti hamain umar bhar chahie

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Rukta bhi nahi, teekh se chalta bhi nahi

Yai dil hai ke tere baad sanbhaltha bhi nai

.

Es umar ki sahra se teri yaad ka badal

Talta bhi nahi owr barasta bhi nahi

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Mere hatho'n se gir gayi lakerien kahi

Bhool aye'n hum apni taqdeerien kahi

.

Agar mele tum ko kahi tu utha lena

Mere hesse ki har khushi apni hatho'n pe saja lena.

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Kesi na kesi pe kesi ko aitbar ho jata hai

Ajnabi koi shakhs yar ho jata hai

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Khubiyo'n se nahi hoti muhabbat sada

Khamiyon se bhi aksar payar ho jata hai.

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Zindagi tujh se sang-e-ulfat si lagti hai

Ek pal ki judayi muddat si lati hai

.

Pehle nahi ab sochte hain hum

Har lamha tumhari zarorat si lagti hai.

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Muskura do zara khuda ke waste

Shamma-e-mehfil mai roshni kam hai

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Tum hamare nahi tu kia gum hai

Hum tumhare tu hain yai kia kam hai?

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Asal baat yai hai kai zamanai main kuch aisai loog bi hai.Jo paisoon sai DIL kai sokoon ko baij daitain hain.Hairangi ki baat yai hai kai kuch loog izat ki had ko bi paar kar daitain hain.Yai aik asal baat hai kai"jab bi insaan rota hai aur had paar kar daita hai to wo hasnai lagta hai gham ki wajah sai.Aisai hi jab aik insaan zyada hasta hai to us kai ankoon sai ansoon nikalna start ho jatain hain"

.Pehly Dosti Phir Muhabbt Aur Phir Bilawaja Nafrat!!

Bari Tarteeb Se Aik Shakhs Ne Tabah Kia Mujhy!!

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Tum ISHQ Ki Koi Dussri Nishani Dy Do Mujh Ko…

Ye Aanssu To Roz Gir Ke Sookh Jaty Hain

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Suna Hai Tum Zidii Bohat Ho….!

Mujhe Apni Zidd Bana Lo Na….!

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Mohabbat Mein Jhukna Koi Ajeeb Baat Nahi.!

Chamakta Suraj Bhi Tu Dhal Jata Hai Chand K Liye…!

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Karny hain agr shikwy Mehboob se Wasi…!

Phir chorr de Muhabbat koi or kaam kar…!

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Qalam Se Likh Nahi Sakte Udaas Dil Kay Afsane……?

Hmare Sath Jo Hota Hai Bas Acha Nahi Hota……!

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Barson Se Talabgaar Hain Tumhare….!

Adhuri Mohabbat Mukamal Karne Aa Jao….!

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Mein Ikk Sitaare Ki Seerat Pe Mer Mita…..?

Warna Falak Se Chand Bhi Kerta Raha Ishaare Mujhe…..!

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Apne dil ka zakhm dil mein hi dabaye rakha…..!

Bayaan karte to mehfil ko rulaa dete…..!

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Hath Mai Hath Un Ka Youn Aaya,,,,

Zindagi Hath Lag Gayi Ho Jaisy…..

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Andeshaa-E- Judaai Bhi Tha, Yaqeen-e-Wafa Bhi,

Eik Khoaf Ne Jeeny Nhi Diya, Eik Umeed Ne Marne Nhi Diya…!

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Jany Do Itnay Shikway……..!!

Lagta Hai Muhabat Nahi Ehsan Karty Ho Tum………!!

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Wo Samandar Hai to Phir Rooh Ko Shadaab Karay..

Tishnagi Kiyon Mujhe Deta Hai Sarabon Ki Tarah.!!

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UsS HuSsan Zaaday Se Kaho Na Tum,

Is Khaak Zaadi Ko HumSafar Kar Ley….!!

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Kbhi to Toot Ke Mere Liye Bhi Mujh Se Milo,,,*

Yeh Kiya K Meri Ghazal Ko Sarahtay Rehna..!!

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Ek arsa lag gaya use ye malum karne mein ke ek lamhe mein jo chehra uski neend, sukoon haram kar gaya tha vo kiska tha. Us chehra dikash chehra ka naam kya tha, vo kaun thi, kaisi thi aur kahan rehti thi. Aur jab khabar hui toh phir shuru hua roz shaam ko isi waqt Babu Miyan ke yahan aakar chaai pine ka silsila. Vo roz shaam is waqt kahin se apni ek saheli ke saath vaapis aaya karti thi aur vo roz yahan uski raah mein uske deedar ko muntazir hota tha......

Batein reh jati hain kahani ban kar,

Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge,

Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankhon main pani ban ker..

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Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad

Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.

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Sun liya hum ne faisla tera

Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey

Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali

Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,

Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

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Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai,

Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai,

Aap kion udaas baithay ho,

ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai

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Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain

hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain

k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

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Thora socha hai humne ...

thora jaana hai humne...

Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne...

Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga...

isliye dost aapko mana hai humney

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Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga

Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga

Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga

Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin

Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga

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Dosti ghazal hey gungunanay k liye,

Dosti naghma hay sunanay k liye,

Yeh woh jazba hay jo sub ko milta nahin,

Kiyon k hosla chahiye dosti nibhanay k liye..

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Dekho Meri Aankhon Mai Khawaab Kis k Hai,

Dekho Mere Dil Mai Toofan Kis k Hai,

Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra,

To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hain..

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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi

Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi

Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile

Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Zarurat Nahi

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So Bachpan se mujhe pyaar ka boht shoq tha,, when I was in Dubai... Yahaan Tak k second

standard mein hi Mujhe ek Ladki Jis ka naam Fareeha tha bht achi lagti thi,, Us ki adaayein

Us ka naaz aur us Ka NaKhra Mujhe bht acha lagta tha... wo bht khoobsurat thi... Mein us ko

bht chahne laga tha lkn naadani mein.. us waqt shayad mujhe pyaar ka mafhoum hi maalum na

tha.. lkn mere pyaar ki ghanti tab baji jab Fareeha ne Second standard mein hi school chor

diya tha... aur mere dil ko koi khaas thes nahin pohunchi bcoz mujhe kuch khaas pyaar ka

matlab nahin pata tha...

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain

Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye

Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….

Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye

Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta.

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi 

Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi 

Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain 

DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta.

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?

Wife remained silent for some time…

Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??

Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna

Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai

Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai.

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

Boy 2: Daata Darbar

Boy 1: Kion ??

Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.

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Adeel ne is rishte se bhi inkar kar diya.Umer ne Hina ke samne bethte hoe pocha. Hina jo Whatsapp k Status parh rahe thee chonk kar usse dekhne lagi adeel ko shoro he se dosron ki fikar mein dobla hone ka shoq tha aur hina janti thee k jab tak pori baat sunn nahe le ga yahan se Chale ga nahe lekin iss waqt woh baat karne k mood mein nahe thee iss liye mukhtasir jawab dey diya.

Umar sy to me chota hn lekin

baray baray ashaiq muje Salaam krte hain.

Tum sath ho to Muqaddar pe Hukumat Apni

Bin Tere zindagi ki Auqaat hi kya hai

Dekh bhai larki hn koi noodle nahi

Jo 2 minute me tayar hojaon.

Aukaat hai kya dp deknay ke.

Zindagi jeene ke do he tarike hote hain

Aek, Jo ho raha hai hone do bardasht karte jao

Yah pirh zimmedari uthao use badalne ke.

Apni chalti hai aur

dunya ki jalti hai.

Ik shakhs kitaboon jesa ta

Wo shakhs zabani yaad hua.

Na jane kiyo ate hai mere zindagi me wo log

wafaye ker nai sakty, wade hazar kerte hai.

yeh jo apki yad hai na

bs yahi aik meri jaidaad hai.

Udaas zindagi, udaas waqt, udaas mosam

kitni chezon pe ilzaam lag jata hai ik tere janay k baad.

Zindagi jeene ke do hi tarike hote hain

Aek, jo ho raha hai hone do bardash karte jao

Yah pirh zimmedari uthao use badalne ke.

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Hindustan ka badshah missar kay badshah ko koi anokha taufa bhijna chata tha chunacha os kay apnay logoo ko koi anukha taufa bananay kay baray mein kaha , kafi dinoo tak koi bhe achay taufay kay baray mein acha mushwara nahi day saka . kuch din bad kuch logoo nay badshah ko aik nareal kay darakht ki kashti bana kay taufay mein dainay ka mashwara dia m badshah ko mashwara pasand aaya , sub nay mil kar kashti banae jiss mein har cheez nareal ki thee , missar kay badshah ko taufa bhuhat pasand aaya is tarahn nareal bhuhat mausher pair ban gia …

⇒Apane Asma say Mery  Zamin Daikh lo,

Tum Khawab  aj koi Hasin Daikh lo,

Agar azmanaa h Aitbaar ko Mere to,

Ak Jooth Tum Bolo Or Mera Yakin Dekh lo.

⇒Dil ki Dharkan aur Meri Sada hai wo,

Meri pehli or Aakhri Wafa hai wo,

Chaha hai usy chahat se barh kr,

Meri chahat Aur chahat ki Intiha he wo…

⇒Milana h Tumsey, Khone say Pehlae,

Kehana h Tumsey, Rutane say Pehale,

Rutana h Tumsey, Jane say Pehale,

Or Jina h Tumare Sath, Marane say Pehale.

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Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I never said most of the things I said.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

All men are equal before fish.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

You know what’s funny to me? Attitude.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Everybody’s funny if you love them.

Everythings funnier when youre supposed to be quiet..

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Whatsapp.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I have a date, um how do I get skinny by tomorrow?

A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her….

If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

People who have Mobile Contacts like ‘Mom 2’, ‘Dad 2′ scare me:|

My favourite type of people are the relatives who give me bucks when they leave. ?

You look like a before picture.

Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.

People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.

All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.

Great power comes with great electricity bills.

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

On the other hand…you have different fingers.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy

A lazy person is the one who can turn a call into a missed call.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

I hate math but I love counting money.

I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ?

I love cakes and cakes love me back perfect relation happy ending 🙂
I try to avoid things that make me fat …… Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs … ?

Love friends and enjoy Whatsapp status

Dukh Aur Khushi

Shamim aur balqees aik he jamat mein parhti theen , shamim aik ghareeb jabkay balqees aik ameer khandan ki baiti thee in dono mein bhuhat pyar tha . aik din balqees kay abba is kay liyay aik guriya laayay shamim apni ammi say kahnay lagi apnay say socheyay jiss guriya ki kimat soo rupee ho gi woh guriya kitni piyai ho gi , achanak osay apni guriya bhuhat gandi aur badshurat lagnay lagi aik din jab woh balqees kay ghar gaye tu os nay balqees ko apni guriya dikhani ko kaha laikin balqees nay bataya kay os ki ammi osay zaiada dair guriya say khailnay nahi daiti , tu shamim ko bhuhat bura laga os nay shukar kia aur kahni lagi kay os ki guriya jaisi bhe hai rani hai woh jitna chahay os kay sath khail sakti hai ….

MOOR Naachty Huay Bhi Rota Hai,

Or HANS Martay Huay Bhi Gaata Hai,

Ye Zindgi Ka Dastoor Hai.

Dukh Wali Raat Neend Nai Aati Or

Khushi Wali Raat Kon Sota Hai…!

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Jeb Se Ched

Hamare walid sahab ka intiqal bachpan mein he hugaya tha. Ami jan nay buhut mehnat mushaqqat ker kay hamein perhaya likhaya tha. Taleem mukammal kerny kay baad bare bhai Zafar ko dubai mein job mil gaye or bari bahan Nasra nay ek office me mulazmat kerli, tu hamare gher mein khush hali agaye.

Un dino me perh rahy the, college kay elawa coaching jaya kerty the. Sab se choti the is liye ami or bhai mera buhut khyal rakhty thay. Nasra baji mere dost then, me unse sab kuch share kia kerty the.

Meri jeb me zara sa ched

Kiya ho gaya sikko se zayada

Rishte sarak gaye

Dosto hum aap kay lia  urdu main status upload kar rahy hein.Or aap yaqenan hamari post say lutf azdooz ho rahy hon gay.

Pelha Piyar

Yeh un dino ki baat hai jab hamare aunty ki engagement thi. Us waqt mere nazar mere us cousin per pari jiss ko main bohat pasand ker ta tha. Dil se chahta tha mager main ne us se kabhi bhi koi baat nahi ki thi. Lekin us din achanak main ne use salam kia jiss ka us ne muskura ke jawab dya us ki muskurahat mere dil main is tarhan baas gai ke ghar per aane ke baad meri sabar ki intiha na rahi. Ab mera bechain dil chah raha tha ke mian kissi na kissi tarhan se us se mulaqat karon mager koi rasta nazar nahi aaraha tha keun k main ne us se kabhi zindagi main koi baat nahi ki thi, 

Meeting your friends girlfriend

For the first time is like

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Hello i am the co-author

of all the text messages you receive.....

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Does not Drink

Us larkey nay 12 sal pyar kia hai aur in 12 salon mian jo pyar ki qeemat jo usne ada ki hia woh hi janta hun k usney kia khoya aur kia paya paya to sirf sabaq hai lakin khoya sab kuch hai us larkey ko jab pyar hwa to us waqt uski umar 8 ya 9 sal thi.
Ap sab bhi heran ho gain ho gain k yeh bhi koi umar hai pyar kerney ki lakin shayad woh us k dil k bohot qareeb thi is liyey us k dil main bas gai khair us larkey ka pyar us larki k liyey din badin barhta gaya aur us larkey k dil main hi nahi us us larki k dil mian bhi pyar us larkey k liyey barhta gaya lakin dono k pyar sey dono k ghar waley khush nahin they dono pyar apni zimmedari per ker rahey they.

Perfect Boyfriend: Does not drink

Does not smoke,

Does not cheat and also does not exist.

Friends if you are  like my Whatsapp Status and then like, comment,and share.

Whatsapp Status – Sabab roney ka woh poochain to itna kehna Qasid

Taqreer bary zooro shoor say jari thi sara pindaal kacha kacha logon say bahra howa tha Door daraz say log apnay mehboob ki na sirf taqreer sunany aae thy balkay us ka deedar be karna chahty thy.Logon ka joshoo jazba barhata ja raha tha. Q kay ab un kay Mehboob leader ka bari thi taqreer karny ki. jis ka aik he naraa tha Awam Awam aor bus Awam!

Sabab roney ka woh poochain to itna kehna Qasid,
Mujhe hansna nahin ata jahan par tum nahin hote..

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Ghar ki taameer chahey jesi ho,
Uss main roney ki kuch jaghaa rakhna..

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Yeh kis maqaam pe le aaye hain tujhe halaat,
Ke teri aankh bhi pur’nam dikhayi deti hai..

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Jin ke honton pe tarb-khezz hansi hoti hai,
Woh bhi rote hain kitabon mein chupa kar chehre..

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Jo zara kisi ne chera chalak jaynge aansu,
Mujhse koi na pucho mera dil udas kyun hai.

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Tumhara naam likhane ki ijazat chin gai jab se
Koi bhi lafaz likhata hon to ankhen bheeg jati hain

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Saleeqa Ho Agar Bheegi Palkoon Ko Parhne Ka,
To Behte Hue Ansoon Aksar Baat Kerte Hain..

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Aankhon Mein Namii Si Hai, Chup Chup Se Woh Baithe Hai
Nazuk Si Nigaahon Mein Nazuk Saa Fasanaa Hai…

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Dosto hum nay ap kay lia rozana updates kar rahy hein.....

Whatsapp Status – Phir aaj aansuyon mein nihaayi hui hai raat

Lahore city ki 1 sachi kahani,

Zubair Ahmad zameen per zinda halat main bay yaro madad gaar para howa tha us kay galay say behtay howay khoon (blood) say gali (street) say farsh rangeen ho chuka tha. Zubair Ahmad ka Baap logon ki byhear (ships) ko cherata howa aya, apny betay ki lash dekh kar us nay apna muh (mouth) noch lia.

Phir aaj aansuyon mein nihaayi hui hai raat,

Shayed hamari tarah hi sataayi hui hai raat.

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Yeh jo nazron se dil ko nidhaal karte ho,

Kartey to zulm ho magar kamaal karte ho..

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Meri deewangi nahin jaati,

Ro raha hoon hansi nahin jati..

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Adal o insaf faqat hashr pr mokoof nahi,

Zindagi khud bhi gunahon ki saza deti he…

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Meri Ankhon se kabhi utro dil mein,

Ke main dharkan mein Basa lon tumko,

Jaan se b barh kr chahun tumhen,

Apni zindgi hi Bana lon tumko,

Mere khuwabon mein Sirf tum hi baso,

Apni Neendon mein saja lon tumko ,

Logon ki bheer mein

kho na jana kahin,

Zamane se hi main

chura lon tum ko…

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Yea muhabat ke kahane nahe marte laykin,

log kardar nabatay huay mar jatay hain…

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Tou meri chahat ka ek lafz bi na parh saka ,

main tery diey huey dard ki kitab parhty parhty aksar so jata hon…

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Yeh urri urri si rangat, yeh khillay khillay se aansu,

Teri subahh keh rahi hai, teri raat ka fasaana..

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Kitnaa Royaa Tha Main Teri Khaatir,

Ab Jo Sochu’n To, Hansi Aati Hai..!!

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Love Whatsapp Status DP

A kindergarten teacher had decided to let her class play a game. The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates. So the number of potatoes that a child will put in his plastic bag will depend on the number of people he hates.

1. I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH
2. Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!
3. For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.
4. Money won’t work until you work for money.
5. Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.
6. Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.
7. I just want to die young as late as possible.
8. If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!
9. One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
10. I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
11. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
12. Make sure you did something before checking out of life.
13. Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.
14. I have no addiction, I just have few bad habits.
15. Better be alone than being lone in crowd.
16. Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.

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Inspirational Whatsapp Status

Every Sunday morning I take a light jog around a park near my home. There’s a lake located in one corner of the park. Each time I jog by this lake, I see the same elderly woman sitting at the water’s edge with a small metal cage sitting beside her. This past Sunday my curiosity got the best of me, so I stopped jogging and walked over to her.  As I got closer, I realized that the metal cage was in fact a small trap.  There were three turtles, unharmed, slowly walking around the base of the trap.  She had a fourth turtle in her lap that she was carefully scrubbing with a spongy brush.

Failures are temporary, 

But success is Permanent.

Work Hard until you can count your money. 

( Inspirational whatsapp status )

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Friendship Whatsapp Status

She bent every time somebody wanted to thread her, She resisted contact with a thread. But one day, She saw him and fell in love just looking at him. It was a special thread, his colors, texture, stretchiness and ,thickness. Everything was particularly charming. "It's the most beautiful thread I've ever seen" she exclaimed. She whispered to her family of soft needles and invited them to meet her lovely Mr.Jinon.

1. Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.
2. I love my job when i am on vacations.
3. The lottery is a myth.
4. Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.
5. You are never too old to chase your dreams.
6. Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise.
7. Understanding is important than perfection.
8. My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it
9. I compete with myself
10. Save Water, Drink V0dka!
11. Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.

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In one kingdom on our planet living in peace and harmony were Snow White and the seven dwarves.
One day, some ruffains appeared and kindnapped Snow White, leaving a note that said:
"Give us 100 million dollars if you want to see Snow White again. Signed: The Evil Witch"
When the seven dwarves arrived home they were very concerned,not just because Snow White had been kidnapped but also because nobody would cook for them, or clean the house while they were working.

1. Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
2. Status Unavailable,please try and reload again.
3. I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
4. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒ to reveal your PIN, You need to authenticate yourself to see my status 😛 ( Funky whatsapp status )
5. Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
6. Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
7. I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
8. I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )
9. Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
10. Ability to take failures makes you successful.
11. I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.

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